Get yourself a red, polka-dot, dyed fur (preferably in a muted neon shade*) and something inspired by 1960′s business wear a la Jackie O. According to our sources (the internet), this is what haute couture is about this season.
Dyed fur. Really. If I am going to drop a month’s salary on a piece of clothing made of dead animals, it had better not be magenta.
Not that I could wear fur. One of my life rules is No Fur ’til Fifty.
Can’t really think what other life rules I have. Maybe that’s the only official one I’ll get back to that…
Haute couture is like the many galleries of a museum; lovely, horrifying, repulsive or fascinating but completely out of reach and not likely to appear in your home/closet. Not sure about you, but I have no desire to have a marble sculpted statue of a baby angel with no diaper.
Next time…affordable and realistic trends that I’ll be following. And possibly making up as I go.
*You didn’t know neon colors could be muted did you?
